Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Amitabh-Maushi Samvad (aka Sholey)

Here is description of talk between Amitabh and the Mausi of girl in question, when went for marriage proposal for one of IIFMihgts...
Amitabh: Mausi, ladka IIFM me pad raha hai...
Mausi: Hai ram..
Amitabh: Aajkal Bhopal me OT kara raha hai
Mausi:To kya zindagi bhar bhopal me hi rahega ?
Amitabh: Ab C aur D grade layega to Winrock aur Care ki OT to nahi milegi na mausi...
Mausi:To kya C aur D grade bhi lata hai ?
Amitabh: Ab agar calss me sota rahe to A+ to nahin na milta hai mausi..
Mausi:To kya class me sota bhi hai ???
Amitabh: Ab agar time pe Assignment submit na kare to faculty thodi na chup reh sakti hai,Mausi...
Mausi:To kya time pe Assignment bhi nahi submit karta ?
Amitabh: Ab Enginering kar ke aaya hai, MBA course me settle hone me thoda time to lagega hi, Mausi...
Mausi:To kya ladka Electrical engineer hai..
Mausi:Kaunse college se kiya ..
Amitabh: Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge..
Amitabh: To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi..
Mausi:Bhale hi hamaari ladki kuwaari reh jaye par IIFM waale se katai nahin karegi.......

(Work of one of the anonymous IIFMights)

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just to Inform, This anonymous iifmight is none other than our previous CEO SJ Ajit. BTW, I have come to know that Swapan Mehra is the new Pres. of SC. Mandhar Samvatsar being the new CEO. And Jagadish mundhra has been replaced by Alok Kashyap. Congrats to u all but I would personally have preferred to have this being done thru a consensus rather than thru vote. and anup and priyank hard luck, u both also deserved the spot. It has also come to my notice that the 05-07 batch is quite studious. i wish them luck on their journey. but alas, they too will miss the trips that 04-06 missed, 03-05 being the last batch to have gone on to complete all the field trips which makes iifm as indian instt of fun n masti. anyways, i hope 05-07 have a good time with cvrs and brm. best of luck to u all.

Nitin Bagla said...

hi Anon...
also u will be pleased to know that the whole council was formed by consensus only and there was no voting for any post...

haddock1234 said...

Dear Nitin, If that is the case then its wonderful becoz my information was that this was all done thru a voting. and that priyank and anup singh were among the losers. the major lacuna which voting suffers from is that the voters generally are not able to distinguish between the person contesting for the post and the personality required for the post. which is true when extrapolated too otherwise govinda would not have become a mp neither would sidhu. though i dont have anything against the voting procuedure, its a standard all over the world. nor do i question the abilities of those currently holding posts. its just my personal opinion that voting should not be the only solution for solving the lack of leadership problem. there are other aspects of oneself which need to be taken care of.

santosh said...

hi mr. anon
nice you r no longer anon, but got a name Haddock, nice name. We are right that voters are not able to distinguish between the person contesting for the psot and the personality required for the post. For your information, there were no contestent for President post other than Swapan Mehra.
BTW thanks for comments...

A Hairy Snail said...

*chuckling*

Arre o IIFMights! Love you for loving Sholay!

santosh said...

hi arindam
thanks for the visit...

haddock1234 said...

Thanks for the information Santosh. I take your word for it. But anyhow I have to un-believe one of your batchmates. So wats cooking at IIFM. I dont know how many of you know them, yet I would like to inform you all that two of your super seniors Kunal & Samita (02-04) have got married recently. Their engagement has been kept under foils due to their strained relationship with their batchmates as well as with their juniors. BTW, as you said that I have got a nice name, I think a name is not complete without a photograph.Hence, I tried to upload one but was unsuccessful. Do inform if there is an easy way to upload a photo here.

santosh said...

ya, there is an easy way to upload the picture. You should have your picture on any online hosting website, you can get a lot of website they provide free service. http://ripway.com is a good option. Then give the url of the pic in blogger (in edit profile section Phot URL). And you are done. in case of any difficulty just mail at san1378@yahoo.com, I would be more than willing to help you.

haddock1234 said...

Dear santoosh,
thanks for the advice. i'll try n upload one. just to return favors, i m supplyying u an id. this id can be used to login to a secret guys forum which was used by 03-05 batch guys i.e. ur seniors, for gossipping. u can have a look n find out some inside about some, if not all, of ur seniors. i suppose, how i got this id is immaterial to u. what is more important is the login id, forum address n how to navigate.

the login id is: Mram

the following is the URL:

http://newtonboy.hostfuss.com/forum/index.php

the following is the navigation procedure:
To reach to the posts. u need to do the following: once u'll reach the site, u'll see lot of heads under which posts cud be made. go straight to the bottom part of the page.there u can login. after logging in, same page will once again download but one head is going to get added to the list i.e. Gossip. just click on the link and read on some of the most well kept secrets which even many of the batchmates of the member guys dont know. one more thing, dont be surprised to c some names which belong to ur own batch.

now the part that i missed and intentionally missed at that. the password to the forum. well, i cant break some promises n hence cant reveal the password directly. u have to find it urself. its somewhere in this post. to hint u a little more: I DONT MAKE MISTAKES! HAVE FUN...!

Nitin Bagla said...

Hi Haddock....GOT IT!!!!!busy reading all gossips now...:)

Anonymous IIFMite said...

CAVEAT
This is to inform you all, gentleman that Mr Haddock is putting forward a wrong claim of being the ANONYMOUS. I am the ORIGINAL ANONYMOUS and have not revealed myself so far. Whatever Mr.Haddock has said is all rubbish. I am the one who had given info to Nitin about the Yellow Spot on the wall. If Mr Haddocks claim hold any waters, he should come forward to say what it was all about.

Kya yaar, India meinn aaj kal har maal duplicate milta hai. Ab to Anonymous bhi duplicate paida ho gaye!!!!

Mr Haddock, are you Made In China, BTW?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Guys, your Anonymous IIFMite is still at large and has created blog gumnaamhaikoi at blogspot. For 100% pure Anonymous News log on to this blog from time to time and you'll get the real IIFM stuff.

Bye and take care


The Anonymous IIFMite

haddock1234 said...

Dear Mr. Anonymous,
Kudos for being so forthright.
First things' first, I never proclaimed that I am 'Anonymous IIFMite' coz If I were, I would not have opted for a name. This was pressumed by 04-06 guys that we both are the same. I think this confusion is due to my first post which was a reply to amitabh-mausi.., where the name 'Anonymous' appears. For that very purpose I opted for a name very early so as to avoid any confusions.
Now, you said we are not same. I see it differently. I say, we are not same but similar. you are anonymous, so am I(of course my real name is not the one which appears on the blog). you are an IIFMite, so am I. I talk 'rubbish'(acc. to you), so do you!(in the previous post a.k.a Made in china, duplicate maal etc.).
Further, u said u told about the 'yellow spot on the wall'. well, I dont know anything about it becoz I am a normal human being and i prefer to go to toilet in such situations, rather than to climb walls.
As far as the question of whos' Mr. Anonymous goes,I leave this decision on the 04-06 people to decide who would they like to call
'Mr. Anonymous' (and mind you, it could be both of us).

I hope that some, if not all, doubts about this identity crisis have been resolved.If anyone wants more clarifications, I will be more than happy to oblige.

04-06 batch, Do give me feedback about the forum, coz I have many more things in store for u all.

Take care all of you.

Nitin Bagla said...

Dear Haddock Jee & Anon IIFMite Jee,

first the issue of who is "The Real Annonymous"....i think u both are annonymous for us as blogger just takes annonymous for anyone who does not like to publish his name...
Now about the identity confusion...both of u be assured that there was never a confusion for us, that u r two different persons...this is because...we already take it that the "Annonymous IIFMite" is from 3-4 year previous batch (arnd PFM 00 or 01, u wrote it sometime back) where as Haddock seems to be from pfm05(as far as i guess because he knows TOO much abt our batch ;))...
so i think this issue is sorted out now...

Now abt ur Forum Haddock jee...read all gossips but seems it is not being updated since many days(like "GOVERNMENT ISSUE" were already public in last days of pfm05s stay here) anyway...eager to here more SECRETES from u

And annonymous IIFMite jee...had a quick look at ur blog will post something there..but ABHI going for freshers :D...;)...will write more soon

Bye Both of u...

Nitin

Anonymous IIFMite said...

Hey Guys!

Its all right fellows! I am very comfortable reading your posts. Well, Haddock, lets enjoy the anonymity together, no competition in being anonymous!

Lets share something about our mahaan teachers- Shri Vijay Kumar, Shri VV..VIP BRM and Dr.P.C.'Kanha'Kotwal. I think I should put all that on my blog (now that you guuys have forced me to open a blog to post my comments on your blog!). Be there, and I would love to have your anonymous commments on the blog of anonymous IIFMite.
See ya there!

Anonymous IIFMite said...

The Yellow spot on the wall is not what you are thinking Mr Haddock. I know the sanitation problem in India is acute but it has not gone that bad as well!!!

Nitin, tumhari yaaddasht ki daad deni hogi yaar! I am sure that you are not tormenting your juniors by asking them to introduce themselves at 4.00 AM!

The Senior-Junior relationship in IIFM are anyways a little complicated. May be it depends on the chemistry that is formed between the two bacthes. In our case, it was a very peculiar one because our seniors had some very rough seniors who are remembered in IIFM till date for their behaviour. The best person to give you this info is Tiwariji (I hope he is still around- a very sweet but slightly tilted towards Bihari IIFMites guy!) He is an encyclopedia of IIFM batches that have gathered storm in campus to prove themselves outside.

I am sure that the rat snake of bamboosa still comes out in this season to see the fresh batch! What about the python near the mess who, along with a Cobra was a frequest visitor to the mess during this season? Did you guys get an opportunity to spot them all? I had seen a cobra from very close quarters once in the canteen and it is one of the most cherished memories of the campus that i have.

so much more to share but running out of time..may be later

Bye guys

santosh said...

hi anon...
the senior-junior relatiionship here in our term can be categorized as very good.. and we have a great bunch of people as juniz...
certainly I ll try to get some close insight on past iifmights, probably being a Bihari might help me as well..
congrats on ur new blog... will be there ...
keep on making us enlightened with the wisdom gathered at IIFM and thereafter.....

haddock1234 said...

so u think i m ur immidiate senior.think again...
dont be so sure of urself nitin...
as u urself said I know too much bout ur batch, it signifies only one thing.....that i KNOW about ur batch..it doesnt mean i belong to pfm05....!!
i leave it to u to think of the possibilities that could arise out of this....
try n guess some more....

n my dear anony, there was never any competition between us. i m glad once again that u r so forthright. i will be very happy to share the designation mr.anonymous with u. i will surely visit ur blog n post something.

as far as secrets r concerned..i will keep letting u guys updated as n when i feel like...so jus hold ur breath n wait. who knows wat might be coming next...?

Take care.

Nitin Bagla said...

Hi Those-Who-Do-Not Want-To-Be Named(i m reading Harry Potter nowadays ;)),

OK Mr Haddock...u may not be frm 05, that was quoted just to say that we understand there are two different Annonymous...and i m not going to use my bachakhucha brain in thinking that(better use it in policy class :) :D)... but ya...will wait for ur posts...

& Annonymous IIFMite jee...i will suggest u to keep some name as Haddock have one...so that there will will be no confusion even if some other anonymous comes up in future...

Cobras & snakes are not much sighted nowadays in IIFM....may be increasing biotic pressure or may be , they want to be ANONYMOUS :))

Bye
Nitin

Anonymous IIFMite said...

Chalo Yaar!

Glad that the issue has been sorted out. In fact I am enjoying my Anonymous status so much that I have become a bit too possesive about it may be!

Sorry to hear from you nitin that you don't see Kobra and Python anymore in IIFM. Although this is the time when you usually find them moving about in IIFM. They will be surely there, because the biotic pressure is never going to be too much for them and in any case, Prof.Kotwal is there to save their skins.

I don't know if it has happened to your batch or not, but we had several interesting incidence with Vijay Kumar. His Bihari dialogue is still famous in alumni. After a cloass , once he asked one of our CP champion classmate -' iph you don't under istaand this tapic, come to mie rooom and i whill expoz you in brifz' and 'if u have some time, come to my when you are free and I whill expoz you ful-li!'

BRM was famous for his lambi lambi chhorna.

OK, here is a question for KBC2?
Apart from A.B.Bajpayee and George Fernandes, who was the third person in India who knew about the date. time and place for India's nuclear test in 1998?

Who in IIFM has got elite commando training with NSG honchos? (don't get biased with the size and shape of a person!)

You have to answer in just three letters (not words, but letters).

Lets see if you can respond to this, otherwise you can go to the world's unique psychologists ( a consultant to Indian Armed FOrces, IAS and United Nations)!

haddock1234 said...

Well I too would like to share some memorable musings that occured during the (in)famous sessions taken by great VKumar. Once he was 'teaching' us wildlife economics n he asked if anybody could tell 'alternate uses of wildlife', and our CP champion said,"sir, v can use them for agricultural purposes." in reply VK said,"tum kya sher ko khet mein jot dog(e/i)...?, arre sher tumko jot dega.."(everybody heard a different word, though;) from that day onwards, the CP champion started CPiing, i mean speaking, a bit less in VK's class....:))

Akhand said...

To MR Annony
Ans: BRM


Ask more questions Lets see how much we were enlightened by visiting alumni and pfm 03-05

Nitin Bagla said...

Dear Annonymus IIFMite n Haddock...
I have to write a mail to u ...plz give ur mail ids...
can share the here or send them at nitinbagla@gmail.com
(construct new ids if u dont want to share ur existing ones as that may effect ur anonymity :))

Anonymous IIFMite said...

Some more BRM stuff:

How many of us know that our esteemed faculty member has undergone training in one of the prestigious force (although looking at his size, I am sure if he goes to the gym its the machines whose body would be built!)???

This Prestigious Force is none other than the National Security Guards (NSG)!

He says that he has undergone the Commando Training there and I agree. 100%!!!

[He must have substituted for the sand bag for the Kick boxiing or Plain Boxing!!!]

Bach ke rahna bahi log or else some day Commando BRM will jump at you like Akshay Kumar and...(there is no 'and' because the moment he jumps on you, you and all the guys near you would be crushed to death!)

What do you say Guys?

Yaar Nitin, mujhe to ye anonymous_iifmite hi jamta hai. Dekhta hoon ki yeh id mil sakta hai kya, to phir tum logon ko mail id doonga.

Guys, despite all the fun and frolic here, gear up for the coming days, the challenges of new life that you undergo once you leave IIFM and join some job. Some of you may go to metros, some to smaller place- see how it turns out!

Vijay Kumar ke to kya kahne! There are so many funny incidences, but I don't want to seem totally contemptous to him and BRM, all said and done they are my Guru (or Gurughantals, God Knows!)

Chalo Guys, Catch you later, keep me posted about happenings in IIFM.

Bye

Anonymous

cooldude said...

Hey Anonymous do you know Hindu singh?????????