Saturday, January 29, 2005

Wov! so nice placements!

Being junior batchee we watched closely the seniors wearing tie n in formals n appearing for the campus interviews. And really they have got their destinations right from the campus...Corporates buzzing in the campus and going with more than the intake.. it was really nice to see the firms going back by the third day only...now its party time for us and with KALPATRU in the forthcoming days has really made the campus like anything, I m really enjoying these hectic moments inviting & going for sponsors simultaneously playing baddy,volley, cricket, carroms n really everything although these assignments will really never leave us and really they make our nights too shorter anyway the ambience is really vibrant...although the sad demise of mother of Billa.D & father of Kunal put the brakes and let us all pray to the god to provide them strength to fill up the void created...

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Profound Thughts

PROFOUND THOUGHTS....
If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Don't worry about what other people think; they don't do it very often.
Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've never tried before.